there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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