Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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