The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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