Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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