I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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