I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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