No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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