its not stalking. its research.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Randomize
