your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
