OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Randomize
