you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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