Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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