I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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