He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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