whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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