I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
No more Irish car bombs ever.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Randomize
