try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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