it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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