so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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