Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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