I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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