How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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