scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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