sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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