And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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