Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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