Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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