I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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