i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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