K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize
