hell yes lets make some ravioli
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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