Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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