absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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