Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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