i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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