I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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