That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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