WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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