He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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