If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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