I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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