he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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