I want to walk on stilts...naked
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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