i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
