I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize