We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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