Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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