Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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