I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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