Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Randomize
