Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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