i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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