Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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